A test to see how honest you are with your teacher

I love honest people.Do you think you are honest? No cheating on this test if you are! ( Well if you did choose the right answer and cheated ,it would have proved you aren't honest.) Enjoy the test!
The teacher with her horrible smirk walked around and around your desk, about to say the most horrible question ever, "WHY WERE YOU LATE FOR SCHOOL?" You begin to stutter. You only have 4 answers. At the end you will see results.

( A) I'm sorry Mrs. Leonard, I was late because I dilly dallied.
(B) I was abducted by Walt Disney Talent Scouts but luckily I escaped.
(c) I uh, was late because the bus broke down.
(D ) I was late because I had to rescue a small child.


ANSWERS


(A) if you chose A , Great Job! Mrs. Leonard was so glad you told the truth see rewarded you with a A + for your grade.

(B) She rolled her eyes and gave you a two week grounding. Whoops.

(C) She went to go ask the bus driver if it had broken down. When she figured out the truth, A whopping 4 week grounding was on your list.

(D) See didn't believe that for a second. Try again later after your 6 week grounding.
Chit Chat

Gone- In-A-Minute Tomato soup (It's Vegan!)

Q.Chit Chat,I love tomato soup ! But how can you get an awsome flavor if you' re Vegan?
A. Try this flavorful soup! It's good and quick to make!

Gone in a minute tomato soup!
Put a whole can of soup in a pot of a canful of water.Turn on mediumand stir till creamy.Add a very small ,tiny smidge, of parsley flakes and asmall bit of onion powder. Once again stir snd add Crazy Jane's Mixed up Salt to it . Stir. Turn off stove and serve with white popcorn!
Q. WOW! I'm amazed! But my question is, when are you making more food?
A. Coming up soon!

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I love being a tomboy! I also love scaring people! Today I did both, at the same time. Here is how it happened.....


How I Scared My Dad Half to Death
I happen to like making paper dolls and their dresses! I had just finished and I had shown everyone awake.( I say awake because my sister Livia was asleep.) I then wanted to show my dad who had just finished mowing my new doll dress. I ran outside just to see him close the gate door. ERRRRR. I know I could have gone through the house but I impulsively climbed up the 6 feet tall gate and sat there. Dad who was on his Mp3 player didn't hear me , and when he noticed me he hopped out of his skin! He told me to get down because I might break the fence but, you know what? I just might start a class on fence climbing! ^-^